Tinto Brass Presents Erotic Short Stories - Part 2: Quattro details
|Starring:||Katarina Vasilissa, Francesco Casale|
Tinto Brass Presents Erotic Short Stories - Part 2: Quattro
|Run time:||1 hour 40 minutes|
|Rental release:||Limited availability|
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Beware the Censors scissorsBy themadpanner (138 reviews) from colchester , 12 Aug 2004
[Highly rated reviewer]Once again we here in the UK are not allowed to see a program, due to the mandarines at Soho Square. The BBFC have
mutilated one of the films in this collection beyond recognition from the original freely available with an 18 certificate in Italy. A total of 6mins 49secs have been deleted with zoomed in ghastly grainy quick cuts/substitutions.
This totally ruins the whole show, when
are the BBFC going to grow up and let us view things as they should be seen.
Arrow films [the distributors] are partly to blame because the BBFC would have allowed an R18 certificate with just one cut.
This totally spoils this great series of short stories, rent parts 1,3 & 4 but
forget part 2. You are being conned!
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Tinto BrassBy a customer from Peterborough , 28 Mar 2010Not one of the better Tinto Brass movies. His usual humour appears to be missing here and he picked out some ugly ladies too, which is also unusual. This ones far too contrived and is an unimaginative softcore flick. Still better than erotica from across the pond, but not great.
short stories part 2By romsey (46 reviews) from cambridge , 21 Jul 2009this film got better after the first story,
Tinto's Worst EverBy a customer from London , 31 May 2009I like Tinto Brass. He employs real women and creates erotic movies. BUT NOT THIS TIME. The stories are uninteresting and far from erotic, sexy or titlaiting. In fact the sexiest character in the whole film is the Shemale!! Don't waste your time. Watch one of his others again instead.
Boring........By a customer from Oxford , 23 Feb 2009Cut to pieces, out of focus and certainly not top Brass !
NOT WORTH WATCHINGBy SILVERHARP (79 reviews) from Edinburgh, Scotland. , 13 Jun 2008From; SILVER HARP Edinburgh
Tinto Brass Presents Erotic Short Stories Part 2: Quattro
Word-to-the-wise; carry a check-list if youre in the habit of spotting a gorgeous woman cavorting for your benefit as you catch the late train home.
It should include, (1) Was that last drink a chaser too far? (2) Is this a case of mistaken identity yet again - just because I look like Simon Cowell doesnt mean I am Simon Cowell [approach with caution, some of these wannabees can take rejection really badly - have you seen Britains Got Talent?], (3) Is it possible Ive died and gone to Heaven (sod the wife and kids, theres the insurance), (4) Have the lads at the office set me up again? (Is that you Jenny, Jenny from accounts?). Or (5), Am I about to be subjected to a serious cash-flow problem? (maybe that rustling behind the nearby pillar isnt the familiar Railtrack gust after all).
Naturally if youve ticked all the right boxes and carefully put your pen away you may proceed with a healthy mix of caution and enthusiasm.
Do remember though to check that you are in possession of a valid ticket; Supersaver is advisable. You can purchase a bundle of them for a little less than the average mortgage. Also be aware that Trains are not like buses; they dont all turn up at once. If you miss this one, depending on what station youre on, you mightnt be out of here for days. Have you got that much stamina?
Finally, if I said this film was smokin Id be referring to the air pollution in Tinto Brasss office (is there a face can you see a face?). The film itself is s h i t e.
Safe journey home now.