Tortoise in Love details

Tortoise in Love
Format: 12 DVD
Starring: Tom Mitchelson, Alice Zawadzki
Director: Guy Browning
Genre: Comedy - British, Television
Studio: 101 FILMS
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Tortoise in Love
12 Feature

DVD Information

Run time: 1 hour 24 minutes
Rental release: 17 Sep 2012
Main languages: English
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  • Noble intentions, poor outcome

    Rated - 1.0 star  
    By kammer (1 review) , 26 Nov 2012

    [Highly rated reviewer]

    I feel bad for saying this as 'Tortoise in Love' was a community project, but for me it didn't tick the boxes. The direction was poor and so was the script. I did laugh a few times, and I'm not totally immune to the charms of something so low budget, but ultimately the good stuff was outweighed by the bad.

    Worth watching if you have time on your hands, you want to see something a bit different or if you love English cinema to the point where you need to be able compare the best with the worst (and have some credibility with your film-buff pals).
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  • Not a good British film

    Rated - 0.5 stars  
    By a customer , 10 May 2013
    It was with some anticipation that we started to watch this low budget romantic comedy. As locals to the featured village we expected to feel some sense of pride especially as the reviews on the box compared it to 'Calander Girls' and 'The Full Monty'. Sadly it wasn't a patch on them. We thought the script weak, the acting wooden and found ourselves cringing rather than smiling at the 'funnies'. We kept going but towards the end decided to try the 'making of the film' instead as that was billed as even better than the movie. Mmmm, I'm not so sure. Sorry Kingston Bagpuise, it must have been fun to make but it was less fun to watch.
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  • Noble intentions, poor outcome

    Rated - 1.0 star  
    By kammer (1 review) , 26 Nov 2012

    [Highly rated reviewer]

    I feel bad for saying this as 'Tortoise in Love' was a community project, but for me it didn't tick the boxes. The direction was poor and so was the script. I did laugh a few times, and I'm not totally immune to the charms of something so low budget, but ultimately the good stuff was outweighed by the bad.

    Worth watching if you have time on your hands, you want to see something a bit different or if you love English cinema to the point where you need to be able compare the best with the worst (and have some credibility with your film-buff pals).
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  • A bit like Tamara Drewe - but this is funny

    Rated - 4.5 stars  
    By TheOriginalGroundhog (3 reviews) , 16 Oct 2012
    Sometimes you feel frustrated by films which are based upon an amusing concept, but then fail to deliver - and what should be funny turns out not to be (see the above example). Not so with this offering.

    This is a whimsical look at village life which hits the right note most of the time. It is fairly gently paced (as you should be able to discern from the title) but never stagnates. And the cast of supporting characters are well written and many of these performances are simply delightful. Possibly in an oblique compliment to Four Weddings, the tale largely unfolds in the weeks and months surrounding progressive village fairs (which are beautifully filmed).

    This film is not a reservoir of side splitting gags, but if you like the idea of chuckling gently for an hour and a half, it will do just nicely. Recommend it to your friends.
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