Train To Hell details

Format: 18 DVD
Starring: Tahnee Welch, Malcolm McDowell, Hugh Grant
Director: Carlo U. Quinterio
Genres: Action/Adventure - General, Thriller
Studio: PRISM LEISURE
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Train To Hell
18 Feature

DVD Information

Run time: 1 hour 11 minutes
Rental release: 16 Oct 2006
Main languages: English
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  • What a terrible film

    Rated - 1.0 star  
    By greebo from Cambs , 30 May 2004

    [Highly rated reviewer]

    I was suspicious from the beginning when all of the credits began to come up. This could mean that you won't make it to the end of the film to find out who did what.

    Well I persevered because I thought that at some point during the film the plot was bound to come clear, even if the acting didn't improve, which it didn't. The arty lighting should have been a give away, the meaningful looks passing between characters just became irritating, because the story was so obtuse they were actually meaningless.

    Poor old Hugh Grant I expect this is one he won't want to be reminded of. If anyone does know what it was all about please put me out of my misery.

    A waste of an hour and a half.
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  • TRAIN TO HELL - (FILM FROM HELL)

    Rated - 1.0 star  
    By Jabbatheshed (2 reviews) from Knebworth , 16 Jul 2010
    Apalingly bad film by any standards. Hugh Grant must shudder now when he thinks back to that film. Also, because only half of the film was set on the train the title was also inappropriate. Only the music and the scenes of Venice rescued this from the bin. The word 'turkey' springs to mind.
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  • Train to Hell

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    By a customer from Kew Gardens, Richmond , 17 Dec 2009
    It sounded like a promising plot but turned out to be a real turkey with some atrocious acting. Talk about losing the plot! It didn't know whether it wanted to be about neo-Nazi activists or something to do with Mefisto - I think that's who Malcom McDowell was supposed to be. The arty shots of Venice was about the only thing that salvaged this sorry mess.
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  • Train To Hell

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    By a customer from London , 30 Apr 2009
    Rubbish, should have never considered this title.
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  • TERRIBLE WORSE FILM EVER SEEN

    Rated - 1.0 star  
    By a customer from Shropshire,England , 03 Mar 2009
    I Am a Huge Hugh Grant fan but this is terrible,The acting is awful,the script terrible.I Only watched 10 mins and had to turn it off as i could tell this was going to be bad.

    Dont Rent Awful
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  • It's better than Hangmen....

    Rated - 1.0 star  
    By andrewLFS (8 reviews) from Reading , 05 Feb 2008
    Thankfully, the film was only 1hr 10 long. Roddy McDowell appeared in slow motion if he had nothing to say. the cause of stupid flash backs/forwards - lose a star. Irritating song hogged the film - twice! Lose a star. Nobody could act! When the best supporting actress is a doll, you lose a star. Totally devoid of plot, production or editing. Was this a student project? Lose a star. If Hugh Grant thinks being caught with a hooker is his most embarrassing moment, he needs to think again! Lose another star. Oh dear, I've run out of stars! They should have taken the train to a concentration camp. That would have made sense....

    Hang on a moment, one star for being better than Sandra Bullock's Hangmen, the new benchmark on no-star 'entertainment'.
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