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Troy Reviews

2004

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With soaring photography that circles from above then swoops in for the action, TROY is Wolfgang Petersen's majestic presentation of the classic Greek legend. It tells the story of an epic battle over Helen (Diane Kruger), the queen of Sparta, who is kidnapped by her lover Paris (Orlando Bloom), the prince of Troy. This .. Read more

Starring	Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Brian Cox, Brendan Gleeson
Director	Wolfgang Petersen
Genres	Action/Adventure

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- Handsome-looking but flawed epic Ð the battles lack excitement, the lovers are bland and the dialogue is often stilted Ð that works best on an intimate level.
- 34211
- - Halliwell's Film Guide
  - 02 Mar 2006 at 15:43
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- - 223
  - 46
  S*%t and Sandal.....
  
  This film was pathetic!! I was so disapointed in this because The Trojan war is one of the best stories ever told, yet this bored me to death with its lack of ... read more »
  
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- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Gonzo Soul
  - The Thoroughfare, Woodbridge
  - 17 May 2004 at 10:35
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- - 0
  - 3
  Didn't even watch it. Sent it back second I received it.
  
  Didn't even watch it. Sent it back second I received it.
  
  This is because I realised ANYTHING with a classic storyline & Brad Pitt chucked in... read more »
  
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- 1083499
- - vanilla_quiff
  - 265 reviews
  - Gatwick, England
  - 19 Jan 2012 at 18:41
- - 1
  - 0
  I'm not a fan of Pitt, but...
  
  Wow.
  
  This films starts fast, keeps the pace and just when you think you know what happens next... WHAM!
  
  Great film, a must see for Epic ... read more »
  
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- 1065378
- - jimcwood
  - 7 reviews
  - 21 Nov 2011 at 14:02
- - 0
  - 1
  Just Painful
  
  One of the worst films I've ever seen. It was painful, long and slow. The dialogue was stilted and repetitive.
  
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- 1059564
- - watcher1234
  - 1 review
  - 07 Nov 2011 at 00:25
- - 0
  - 0
  TROY (2004)
  
  Movie night, me, hubby and 3 kids.
  
  We watched Troy and every one of us enjoyed it.
  
  I thought the scenery and the acting was of superb ... read more »
  
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- 1044926
- - Eelaine
  - 4 reviews
  - Hornchurch
  - 26 Sep 2011 at 07:55
- - 1
  - 0
  The Trojan Legend
  
  'Supergirl' It is impossible to be 'HISTORICALLY ACCURATE' - TROY- and the war of 10 years is a legend NOT a fact . Derived from The Illiad by ... read more »
  
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- 1038952
- - MACIAN
  - 19 reviews
  - Shropshire
  - 10 Sep 2011 at 04:32
- - 2
  - 1
  Troy: 'the rise and fall'
  
  Not one to watch for historical accuracy, however it's an amazing film by most standards, everyone is good looking.
  
  Not particularly true of the ... read more »
  
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- 990154
- - supergirlxxx
  - 5 reviews
  - 07 May 2011 at 22:26
- - 1
  - 0
  Merits are entirely visual
  
  beautifully shot, shocking use of the original text. But how many good looking men overshadow the flaws? Too many to complain. Merits are entirely visual.
  
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- 989045
- - Bee78
  - 3 reviews
  - 04 May 2011 at 21:18
- - 1
  - 0
  Suitably Epic
  
  Not as tight a story as Gladiator, but suitably ep[c and superior to most, if not all, of the older sword and sandals movies that made up the Bank Holiday TV of... read more »
  
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- 950876
- - KinniburghKid
  - 26 reviews
  - Rudgwick
  - 04 Jan 2011 at 21:10
- - 0
  - 0
  I actually like this film.
  
  As far as story telling goes, i really quite enjoyed this. Brad Pitt is a bit dull but perhaps achilles, indestructible and arrogant would be so. Bana is great ... read more »
  
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- 927132
- - SurreySean
  - 14 reviews
  - Surrey
  - 27 Sep 2010 at 21:53
- - 2
  - 0
  Troy- A brillant film!
  
  Have seen this film a few times before but can never get bored of it! Great storyline and acting! Def worth a watch!
  
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- 926388
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - TJC
  - 20 reviews
  - West Sussex
  - 24 Sep 2010 at 21:33
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- - 223
  - 46
  S*%t and Sandal.....
  
  This film was pathetic!! I was so disapointed in this because The Trojan war is one of the best stories ever told, yet this bored me to death with its lack of ... read more »
  
  Report this review
- 5965
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Gonzo Soul
  - The Thoroughfare, Woodbridge
  - 17 May 2004 at 10:35
- - 161
  - 37
  The horse wasn't the only thing wooden....
  
  Saw this in the cinema last night and really wish I hadn't. The story is poor, the dialogue is dire, the acting wooden and the effects have been done before... read more »
  
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- 6446
- - Hurdlemagurdle
  - 77 reviews
  - Scotland
  - 25 May 2004 at 16:11
- - 131
  - 25
  Boring!!!
  
  I'm not one for complicated films. I hate gritty British cinema and Tarrantino is truely a crap director, so I was looking forward to seeing this popcorn ... read more »
  
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- 6715
- - a customer
  - Haywards Heath, West Sussex
  - 01 Jun 2004 at 10:02
- - 89
  - 9
  sarongs ahoy!
  
  Goodness, I had NO IDEA that the pre-Classical Greeks and Trojans invented the beach sarong, the crop-top for men and tie-dyeing. Who'd have thought it?read more »
  
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- 90613
- - Rehan
  - 126 reviews
  - London
  - 10 Apr 2005 at 01:02
- - 66
  - 35
  You Rotters!!!
  
  Its bad that most of you dont like this film because apart from the painful miscasting, awful acting, terrible scripts, ugly CGI, muddled fight scenes and ... read more »
  
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- 10410
- - Andy Boswell
  - London
  - 13 Jul 2004 at 15:39
- - 55
  - 10
  Favourite characters murdered!
  
  The Iliad was a classic book (suposedly written over 3000 years ago). So dont go and kill loads of the great characters that didn't get killed in the book (... read more »
  
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- 10447
- - Chris Rose
  - Kent, England
  - 13 Jul 2004 at 19:58
- - 40
  - 5
  Trul awful
  
  Thats two hour of my life I'm never getting back.
  
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- 92590
- - Ealing reviewer
  - London
  - 14 Apr 2005 at 20:33
- - 38
  - 5
  Plenty of Ham but no Taste
  
  I suppose when you have a lifestyle that demands you will take anything to keep the cash rolling in then you will do stuff like Troy.
  
  The acting from... read more »
  
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- 20496
- - a customer
  - Chesterfield, England.
  - 04 Oct 2004 at 09:42
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  - 2
  Acting more wooden than the horse...
  
  If you've never heard the story of the battle of Troy, if you know nothing of Achilles and the only Homer you know is in the Simpsons - then this is the ... read more »
  
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- 312915
- - Rosebud7
  - London
  - 02 Nov 2004 at 11:33
- - 15
  - 2
  100% Truly Awful
  
  I read the reviews on this film and I thought it can't be that bad but believe me the reviews are 100% correct. This film is 100% truly awful.
  
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- 23880
- - a customer
  - Chester, England
  - 02 Nov 2004 at 15:21

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Critics' reviews
- Handsome-looking but flawed epic Ð the battles lack excitement, the lovers are bland and the dialogue is often stilted Ð that works best on an intimate level.
- 34211
- - Halliwell's Film Guide
  - 02 Mar 2006 at 15:43
- As preposterous excuses for calamitous military assaults go, the tangled pretext for the Trojan War might rival those... read more on Time Out
- 47498
- - Time Out
  - 04 Nov 2008 at 00:17
- "...Awesome, Exhilarating and Astonishing. This is the greatest sword and sandal epic of all time.."
- 12788
- - News Of The World
  - 11 Mar 2005 at 13:00
- "...Never has there been on-screen battles to compare... Quite breathtaking..."
- 12789
- - Sunday Mirror
  - 11 Mar 2005 at 13:00
- "...Intelligent epic, magnificently staged.."
- 12786
- - Daily Mail
  - 11 Mar 2005 at 13:00
- "...Brad is worth the ticket alone..."
- 12787
- - Evening Standard
  - 11 Mar 2005 at 13:00

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