Two Headed Shark Attack details
|Starring:||Carmen Electra, Charlie O'Connell, Brooke Hogan, Gerald Webb, David Gallegos, Christina Bach, Lauren Vera, Tihirah Taliaferro, Geoff Ward, Benjamin James, Corinne Nobili, Casey King Leslie, Shannan Stewart, Anthony E. Valentin|
|Collections:||May - Comedy/World Cinema|
Two Headed Shark Attack
|Run time:||1 hour 30 minutes|
|Rental release:||21 May 2012|
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How this missed an Oscar nomination is beyond me...By a customer , 04 Jul 2012
[Highly rated reviewer]Positively Thespian performances from a stellar cast loaded with amazing special effects. A taught thriller that could have been directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
Yes, I am winding you up. I fully expected to see 'Directed by: Alan Smithee' in the credits. I certainly would not have put my name to it.
I enjoy a bit of silliness in a film and to be honest I saw the title 'Two Headed Shark Attack' and thought this must be one of those 'It is so bad it is good' types of larks, however it is so bad it is abysmal.
The acting is awful, easily the worst cast I have ever seen assembled for a film, if this can be called that. Carmen Electra is actually distracting, she is so bad and to say that when considering the performances of the rest of the cast only strengthens my assertion that this is definitely NOT worth watching.
The special effects are nothing short of shocking, I have never seen so many recycled sequences and incomplete renderings.
Unless you have the I. Q. of a snow-shovel or a banana, this rubbish will not entertain you. It is so bad I found myself wondering if Debbie Gibson would have been good casting.
No one made any sort of effort in producing this garbage and I cannot help but wonder if someone is laughing at anyone who has watched this. In fact I am going to tick the 'Keep me Anonymous' so no one knows who I am to be watching this crap.
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shocking and frightening - the actingBy filmpundit (2 reviews) , 09 Oct 2012ive never reviewed a film before but felt compelled to warn people not to waste their time on this. its soo badly cut, its like the cast were not in the same place when talking to each other.
you do see 2 girls knockers for approx 1 minute (the only positive thing i can say about the film) but they are not Carmen Electras
FUNNIEST THING I'VE WATCHED THIS YEARBy Martinwhynot (1 review) , 14 Sep 2012I thought Titanic 2 was so bad it was funny, this is even better. With editing so bad you'd think that this movie was a collage of random clips sewn together (badly!) you can look forward to a seriously funny night in by watching the worst thing I've ever watched.
This would get more interest by pushing how bad it is and people can rent it out of morbid curiosity.
Two thumbs down - attack on sensesBy a customer , 02 Sep 2012so so bad - no plot, very bad acting, plenty of boob shots for the guys, but not a decent shark lick at all.
I feel like i was robbed an hour of my life.
How did this get distributed?By SuperSaint (346 reviews) from Market Harborough , 23 Aug 2012You HAVE to see this to believe it!!!!!! It is some of the worst acting that I have ever seen. This all before the scenes with the shark!! ho ho ho
Oh my actual god! Horrendous!By a customer , 11 Aug 2012Awful! The worst film I have seen in a long time! Don't waste the 90 mins watching it! You will never get those minutes back in your life.