From the director of URBAN LEGEND, VALENTINE is a horror story starring David Boreanaz (ANGEL) and Denise Richards (WILD THINGS). A group of four precocious college girls makes fun of one of their nerdy classmates--a young man who harbors a serious grudge about it for years afterward. Finally, having grown into a handsome, self-.. Read more
| Starring | Marley Shelton, David Boreanaz, Jessica Capshaw, Denise Richards |
|---|---|
| Director | Jamie Blanks |
| Genres | Horror |
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From the director of URBAN LEGEND, VALENTINE is a horror story starring David Boreanaz (ANGEL) and Denise Richards (WILD THINGS). A group of four precocious college girls makes fun of one of their nerdy classmates--a young man who harbors a serious grudge about it for years afterward. Finally, having grown into a handsome, self-assured man, he goes back to get his revenge: Each year on Valentine's Day he takes one of them on a murderous date.
| Starring | Marley Shelton, David Boreanaz, Jessica Capshaw, Denise Richards, Jessica Cauffiel, Daniel Cosgrove, Katherine Heigl, Lauren Lee Smith |
|---|---|
| Director | Jamie Blanks |
| Studio | WARNER HOME VIDEO |
| Run time | DVD: 1 hr 38 mins |
| Certificate | |
| Genres | Horror |
| Language | DVD: English |
| Hearing-impaired | English |
| Subtitles | DVD: Arabic, Bulgarian, English, Romanian |
| Released | DVD: 22 Oct 2001 Production year: 2001 |
| Format | DVD |
A handful of girls who were spiteful to a schoolboy when they were young find themselves the target of a brutal killer 13 years later in this lame chiller (could it be the same nerdy boy, now grown up?). Directed by Urban Legend's Jamie Blanks, it contains all the horror clichés and dumb moves (girls wandering off on their own while a killer is on the loose) you can fit into an hour and a half, plus a handful of inexcusable plot holes. Male viewers may be attracted by the obvious charms of Denise Richards, while women may go for Angel star David Boreanaz, but, whatever your reason for watching, you're bound to be disappointed.
Run-of-the-mill slasher movie that occasionally works up a little suspense, though it owes too much to Carrie, and many other masked killer efforts, to surprise.
David Boreanaz in something other than Angel got me ever so excited, but unfortunately, this film didn't really. He seemed a bit out of place, and Denise Richards was downright awful, though I did like Jessica Capshaw as Dorothy.<br>Valentine is OK as far as the teen slasher type thing goes and actually has a fairly decent plot, in that it makes sense! And it managed to keep me guessing on the is-he-or-is-he-not-the-killer thing, until towards the end when there is a fairly subtle and very clever clue - watch out for it and you'll see what I mean!<br>It seemed to me after waching the directors commentary, what could have been one of the most important scenes was actually cut - it told the identity of the killer (though late enough in the film so as not to spoil it) and, more importantly, explained the events of the last few scenes as, not watching too closely at one point, something quite major did confuse me until I watched that bit again. But, then those actually sitting watching properly might have a bit more about them than I did and realise what was going on...<br>All in all, a fair film, worth a watch with the lights off.
As a big fan of slasher movies i give them all a try - but this is a pretty poor example.
Valentine is more old school, Halloween than self-referential, post-modern Scream. A masked killer stalks various teens for, we are led to believe, revenge on humiliations heaped upon the school geek.
The fairly imaginative death scenes are a slight plus but really this is not up to scratch. For a slasher like this to work both the deaths have to be gruesome and the killer distinctive.
Sending Valentines cards before you kill someone ? Somehow i don't think Jason Voorhees would bother.
Actor Steve Valentine is to marry his girlfriend Inna Korobkina. The 42 year old, who starred in former U.S. crime drama series Crossing Jordan, got down on one knee when his actress lover recently visited the set of his new Disney show I'm in the Band - proposing in front of a live studio audience. Valentine admits it was a nerve-wracking experience but he was relieved when Korobkina, 27, accepted. He says, "I was very emotional all day. Everyone cheered. Everyone was crying. It was a very... Read more
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