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Nicolas Cage plays Peter Loew, a sleazy literary agent who prowls the bars in the evening looking for some action. One night he hooks up with Jennifer Beals, and in the course of their relations, she bites him on the neck. When he wakes up the next morning, Peter doesn't feel quite right. He is irritable, and has a hard time .. Read more

Starring	Nicolas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonso, Jennifer Beals, Elizabeth Ashley
Director	Robert Bierman
Genres	Comedy

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- Cage gives a manically mannered performance as Peter Loew, a literary agent whose obsession with a missing contract... read more on Time Out
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- - Time Out
  - 04 Nov 2008 at 00:17
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- - 12
  - 1
  Cage at his very best
  
  This is an original and totally brilliant film..............yes, its a black comedy, very dark, and abstract story lines.
  
  It’s not a linear plot... read more »
  
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- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - boogsy
  - 160 reviews
  - Moston
  - 16 Sep 2006 at 21:38
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- - 1
  - 1
  Its bad for all the right reasons
  
  Lets face it. You are here because you got tipped to look up videos of Nic Cage on youtube going crazy and clips form this film popped up.
  
  It will do... read more »
  
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- 1044455
- - thelovelykyle
  - 8 reviews
  - 24 Sep 2011 at 21:23
- - 1
  - 0
  Cage at his most deranged
  
  I thought I'd grown out of watching 'so bad they're good' films a few years back but after a double bill of 'Vampire's Kiss' and &#... read more »
  
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- 993780
- - Kylos
  - 2 reviews
  - 17 May 2011 at 09:57
- - 1
  - 0
  Just fun......
  
  I'll keep it brief. 'Vampire's Kiss' is not a film for everyone, those looking for anything of much depth or substance will probably be ... read more »
  
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- - Dankfilm
  - 2 reviews
  - Belfast
  - 08 Feb 2011 at 12:54
- - 0
  - 0
  Could I Hate a Film More Than This?
  
  THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS | Show review anywayHide
  
  The answer is no.
  
  There are only about three films I have ever watched where it was so painful I stopped watching before the end. Now there are four... read more »
  
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- - TheFilmGeekFreak
  - 7 reviews
  - Bournemouth
  - 23 Jan 2011 at 01:49
- - 1
  - 0
  Mr Cage, you are a GENIUS
  
  I watched this some time ago and gave it just one star, as I thought it was really awful.
  
  Then, having a Nicolas Cage jag, I decided to see it again... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - Surrey
  - 14 Jul 2010 at 16:59
- - 0
  - 0
  I found it pretty funny
  
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  At the start of the film i thought it was soo bad, nicolas cage could not act convincingly to save his life in this film and the story line is also a bit ... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - douglas
  - 12 May 2010 at 18:04
- - 0
  - 0
  Rubbish
  
  Absolute rubbish ! One of the worst films I have ever seen. It is hard to believe this is the same great actor we all know and love; maybe it was before he took... read more »
  
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  - lancashire
  - 06 Mar 2010 at 19:11
- - 0
  - 0
  vampires kiss
  
  Nicolas Cage was gorgeous and hilarious, thought this was a horror but coulnt stop laughing. Yes i agree with other critics that it was overacted,but isnt that ... read more »
  
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  - corsham
  - 03 Mar 2010 at 20:03
- - 0
  - 0
  Nicolas Cage at his unhinged best
  
  First of all, if you wish to rent this film expecting to see an actually credible or decent movie you will no doubt be disappointed.
  
  If on the other ... read more »
  
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- - LandoMcFly
  - 9 reviews
  - Nottingham
  - 22 Dec 2009 at 13:00
- - 2
  - 0
  Terrible
  
  This film is absolutely terrible. I had to turn it off after 20 minutes and it's very rare I ever do that. Gotta be one of the the worst films I've ... read more »
  
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  - Derbyshire
  - 21 Mar 2009 at 21:34
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- - 12
  - 1
  Cage at his very best
  
  This is an original and totally brilliant film..............yes, its a black comedy, very dark, and abstract story lines.
  
  It’s not a linear plot... read more »
  
  Report this review
- 370365
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - boogsy
  - 160 reviews
  - Moston
  - 16 Sep 2006 at 21:38
- - 5
  - 1
  Classic Cage
  
  I love this film because it's Nicolas Cage the way he was meant to be. This film is quirky, dark and hilarious. Watch for inspired moments from Cage as he ... read more »
  
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- - PRINCESSBUTTERCUP
  - East Sussex
  - 24 Jan 2005 at 14:27
- - 4
  - 2
  please don't rent!!!!!
  
  If there was a true list of badly acted, badly filmed, awful films - this would top my list! I have seen a few bad ones but nothing to touch this one! Makes you... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - An asylum after watching this!
  - 20 Jan 2005 at 20:02
- - 3
  - 0
  A differing opinion.
  
  I felt I had to add my opinion, after the previous two. I loved this film, but can see that it would disappoint anyone expecting a vampire movie, as the title ... read more »
  
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- 84513
- - a customer
  - Surrey, England
  - 23 Mar 2005 at 14:54
- - 3
  - 0
  Average movie with some good acting from Nicolas Cage
  
  Amusing vampire tale with a young Nicolas Cage who plays a sleazy literary agent prowling bars for one night stands. Until one night he picks up a vampire who ... read more »
  
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- - Tony Fenton
  - Birmingham, England
  - 27 Oct 2006 at 20:28
- - 3
  - 0
  Different
  
  Wow, I have never seen Nic Cage in a film roll like this before, one of his early films.
  
  Is there any type of role that this man cant play, its great... read more »
  
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- 391316
- - a customer
  - uk
  - 03 Dec 2006 at 10:12
- - 2
  - 0
  EXCELLENT!
  
  Hilarious!...
  
  Nicholas Cage plays a snobbish, full of himself jackass who's world spirals into chaos when he is bitten by a 'vampire'
  
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- - TweeK
  - 52 reviews
  - Bradford
  - 20 Jun 2008 at 11:49
- - 2
  - 0
  rubbish
  
  i only gave this film 2 stars as its got niclois cage in it,and he wasnt as good in it either what a shame.
  
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- - redgymshoes
  - 274 reviews
  - Boldon Colliery
  - 26 Feb 2009 at 16:26
- - 2
  - 0
  Terrible
  
  This film is absolutely terrible. I had to turn it off after 20 minutes and it's very rare I ever do that. Gotta be one of the the worst films I've ... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - Derbyshire
  - 21 Mar 2009 at 21:34
- - 1
  - 0
  vampires kiss
  
  i thought it was rubbish.
  
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- - a customer
  - stamford, lincs
  - 15 Mar 2008 at 19:35

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- Vampire's Kiss
  
  Nicolas Cage plays Peter Loew, a sleazy literary agent who prowls the bars in the evening looking for some action. One night he hooks up with Jennifer Beals, and in the course of their relations, she bites him on the neck. When he wakes up the next morning, Peter doesn't feel quite right. He is ...