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Vampyros Lesbos Reviews

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Long considered something of a Holy Grail among European lesbian vampire films, this film has long been unavailable on video and has finally been given a good transfer on this re-release. The plot is really beside the point here, but, as you may have guessed, it's about a vampiress who seduces women and then feasts on their .. Read more

Starring	Soledad Miranda, Dennis Price, Paul Muller
Director	Jess Franco
Genres	Adult, Gay/Lesbian

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- - 11
  - 0
  Great name, shame about the film
  
  I've always wanted to see this film, but girl oh girl, was it dull.
  
  I fell asleep before the end.
  
  It's truly cheesy, which is no ... read more »
  
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- 517253
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Erica Smith
  - Hastings
  - 24 Jan 2008 at 15:41
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- - 0
  - 0
  A continuity of error
  
  This film appears to have been edited so much that the continuity is now so bad that it has lost what little story line it had.
  
  The gallery pictures ... read more »
  
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- 1028746
- - a customer
  - 13 Aug 2011 at 17:55
- - 1
  - 0
  Neat (very) low budget inversion of Dracula
  
  THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS | Show review anywayHide
  
  Opening with one of the best Franco stage shows the film more or less follows the Dracula story but this time with lesbians and kitschy music.
  
  ... read more »
  
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- 910764
- - Moondog
  - 149 reviews
  - London
  - 02 Aug 2010 at 15:43
- - 0
  - 0
  lesbian vampires?
  
  I guess girls just wanted to have fun in this one. However, if you want to see real shots of lesbian vampires I recommend Female Vampire by the same author.
  
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- 884336
- - juradino
  - 627 reviews
  - London
  - 17 Apr 2010 at 20:40
- - 1
  - 0
  Entertaining if you like this kind of thing
  
  If you like a low budget horror with grainy picture, jazzy soundtrack, implausible plot and occasionally amateurish camera work with a bit of gratuitious nudity... read more »
  
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- 821219
- - MondoBizarro
  - 2 reviews
  - Stockton-on-Tees
  - 14 Oct 2009 at 22:08
- - 2
  - 0
  Leave well alone, T-E-D-I-O-U-S!
  
  I would seriously rather watch paint dry.
  
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- 770423
- - Vampyre
  - 5 reviews
  - Porth, Wales
  - 13 Jun 2009 at 15:01
- - 2
  - 0
  rubbish film
  
  nothing but bad acting from start to end
  
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- - lcfc
  - 70 reviews
  - Cannock
  - 27 Apr 2009 at 14:44
- - 2
  - 0
  VAMPYROS LESBOS
  
  SLOW TO START, NOT MUCH LESBIAN ACTION, AS A SEX FILM RATED 18 THIS VERY POOR. IF YOU WANT TO SEE A SEX FILM THIS IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. IT IS POOR A 14 YEAR... read more »
  
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  - Milton Keynes
  - 28 Jan 2009 at 18:23
- - 1
  - 0
  Abysmal
  
  This is so, SO bad. So bad, in fact, that I couldn't even bear to watch to the end, which for me is unheard of. If you're thinking this might be some ... read more »
  
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- 655937
- - a customer
  - Dorset
  - 08 Nov 2008 at 13:12
- - 1
  - 0
  oh dear!
  
  Poor and pathetic. not worth another minute or any other words.
  
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- 640886
- - cheech
  - 2 reviews
  - Manchester
  - 08 Oct 2008 at 14:01
- - 1
  - 0
  VAMPYROS LESBOS
  
  This is a very mild DVD, the story is hard to follow and it gets boring
  
  Sorry !
  
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- - simes
  - 206 reviews
  - near Gloucester
  - 07 Jul 2008 at 06:07
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- - 11
  - 0
  Great name, shame about the film
  
  I've always wanted to see this film, but girl oh girl, was it dull.
  
  I fell asleep before the end.
  
  It's truly cheesy, which is no ... read more »
  
  Report this review
- 517253
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Erica Smith
  - Hastings
  - 24 Jan 2008 at 15:41
- - 4
  - 0
  Dreamy and hypnotic erotic horror.
  
  Not really an adult movie, even though it's been listed here as one. Also not a standard horror movie. Dreamy and hypnotic erotic horror best sums up this ... read more »
  
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- - Phil
  - Saffron Walden, England
  - 14 Sep 2004 at 13:19
- - 3
  - 0
  What is this????????????
  
  The story is rubbish and this film is the furthest thing from erotic, sensual or lesbian. A waste of time.
  
  My own home movies are by far better than ... read more »
  
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- 242649
- - a customer
  - Essex, England
  - 10 May 2006 at 13:44
- - 2
  - 0
  Amazing
  
  Best Jes Franco movie & excellent (although alternative) vampire movie!
  
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- 69040
- - a customer
  - Saffron Walden
  - 02 Feb 2005 at 13:09
- - 2
  - 0
  VAMPYROS LESBOS
  
  SLOW TO START, NOT MUCH LESBIAN ACTION, AS A SEX FILM RATED 18 THIS VERY POOR. IF YOU WANT TO SEE A SEX FILM THIS IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. IT IS POOR A 14 YEAR... read more »
  
  Report this review
- 697190
- - a customer
  - Milton Keynes
  - 28 Jan 2009 at 18:23
- - 2
  - 0
  rubbish film
  
  nothing but bad acting from start to end
  
  Report this review
- 748798
- - lcfc
  - 70 reviews
  - Cannock
  - 27 Apr 2009 at 14:44
- - 2
  - 0
  Leave well alone, T-E-D-I-O-U-S!
  
  I would seriously rather watch paint dry.
  
  Report this review
- 770423
- - Vampyre
  - 5 reviews
  - Porth, Wales
  - 13 Jun 2009 at 15:01
- - 1
  - 0
  Give it a Miss
  
  This really is an awful film. It is one of those cult films I had heard of, and after seeing it wonder why. I think it only makes it into the Adult section ... read more »
  
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- 186640
- - a customer
  - Berkshire
  - 22 Dec 2005 at 10:42
- - 1
  - 0
  Snooze fest
  
  Lazily soporific German sexploitation film from the Seventies. Superbly lush cinematography and chic fashions - all white bikinis and huge Jackie O sunglasses.<... read more »
  
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- 591441
- - InspectorSands
  - 209 reviews
  - London
  - 02 Jul 2008 at 11:06
- - 1
  - 0
  VAMPYROS LESBOS
  
  This is a very mild DVD, the story is hard to follow and it gets boring
  
  Sorry !
  
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- 593875
- - simes
  - 206 reviews
  - near Gloucester
  - 07 Jul 2008 at 06:07

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- Vampyros Lesbos
  
  Long considered something of a Holy Grail among European lesbian vampire films, this film has long been unavailable on video and has finally been given a good transfer on this re-release. The plot is really beside the point here, but, as you may have guessed, it's about a vampiress who seduces ...