Vampyros Lesbos Reviews

[Highly rated reviewer]

Great name, shame about the film

I've always wanted to see this film, but girl oh girl, was it dull.

I fell asleep before the end.

It's truly cheesy, which is no bad thing, but it's not an art movie

and its not proper porn. Low budget exotica.

There are more fun things to do on a sofa than sit and watch this!

Dreamy and hypnotic erotic horror.

Not really an adult movie, even though it's been listed here as one. Also not a standard horror movie. Dreamy and hypnotic erotic horror best sums up this film.

Stunning actresses, fantastic music and imagery and a fairly original take on vampires (we're first introduced to the Countess Carody sunbathing in a white bikini and huge sunglasses), make for a memorable viewing experience.

The one thing I didn't like was the German dub (filmed in Turkey & Spain, dubbed in German, credits in French and subtitled in English) - which seemed quite at odds with the characters and story - French would have been far more fitting, but apparently that's the way it was originaly done.

One other item of note is that Soledad Miranda who plays the Countess Carody was killed in a car accident shortly after doing this film - a huge loss - she really is the best looking vampire in movie history!

What is this????????????

The story is rubbish and this film is the furthest thing from erotic, sensual or lesbian. A waste of time.

My own home movies are by far better than this.

Amazing

Best Jes Franco movie & excellent (although alternative) vampire movie!

Give it a Miss

This really is an awful film. It is one of those cult films I had heard of, and after seeing it wonder why. I think it only makes it into the Adult section because the plot, acting and direction are so bad, but it is not a proper skin flick either so take my advise and don't waste an hour and a half of your life, give it a miss.

oh dear!

Poor and pathetic. not worth another minute or any other words.

Abysmal

This is so, SO bad. So bad, in fact, that I couldn't even bear to watch to the end, which for me is unheard of. If you're thinking this might be some lost cult gem, forget it. If you're considering it for the titillation, you'll be very disappointed. If you're one of those people that likes films which are 'so bad they're good', you might well have met the exception to the rule. Avoid at all costs.

VAMPYROS LESBOS

SLOW TO START, NOT MUCH LESBIAN ACTION, AS A SEX FILM RATED 18 THIS VERY POOR. IF YOU WANT TO SEE A SEX FILM THIS IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. IT IS POOR A 14 YEAR OLD COULD WATCH THIS.

rubbish film

nothing but bad acting from start to end

Leave well alone, T-E-D-I-O-U-S!

I would seriously rather watch paint dry.