Penetration Angst on DVD (2003)

Clucky from Cardiff, Wales , 10/08/2004

Now with a plot about a man-eating vagina (yes you heard me correctly) you know right of the bat that this one is going to be tacky and cheap. The acting is appalling and the script is abysmal but it does carry a certain Z grade charm. Whilst most people will probably turn off after 10 minutes (that?s if they even bother to rent it) there are scenes that raise a slight chuckle but unfortunately that?s about it. In my opinion the biggest problem with this film, ignoring all the obvious negative points above, is the film?s running time. After about 40 minutes the film as nowhere to go and this results in a rather unnecessary and boring last 40 odd minutes.

I cannot really recommend this to anyone in particular but I?m sure there are a few lost souls out there who enjoy watching train wrecks of a movie. For a pure Z-grade experience then this film merits at least 3 marks but in realistic terms then it just about qualifies for 1 mark. Enjoy???

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A customer from Scotland , 30/04/2004

It's very hard to find the actual words to describe how bad this film is.

It seriously bad, very amateurish filming,bad lighting terrible plot. It would maybe be forgivable if it was an actual porn movie but it fails at even that.

It did try and some parts are quite sexy but they're too short with very litty flesh

  4 out of 6 people found this review helpful

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James Elwick from Murton , 14/04/2005

yup? like some sex too? well enjoy this movie, its a well filmed english movie(though the actings quite bad) if you like the idea of a woman with a man eating vagina & siamese twins having sex watch this movie, yes it really is that bonkers.

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Ben from chester le street , 26/11/2005

This film was never going to be up for an Oscar. The budget is low, the plot concerns a man eating vagina, the ad-hoc-post-coital seperation of siamese twins, as well as the worst case of sunburn I ever did see. A cut above many films in the genre, acting better than you might expect and plenty of laughs. if you have the taste for such films, hire it!

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TristanWhite [Highly rated reviewer] , 02/03/2006

Although not as well done as 'Love Sick: Sick Love' which is also available on DVD, with the same cast and crew, this film is really quite something else. It will get cult status, I am sure of it. How couldn't it?

Expertly acted, the story tells of a poor 19 year old girl whose vagina swallows up anyone who has sex with her. Not nice. And eventually, the vagina starts asking to be fed - with hilarious consequences. As though this couldn't get any weirder, her stalker ends up meeting a pretty half of a twin in London - nothing strange about that, you may think? Well let me just tell you that her sister is joined to her. Which becomes a bit of a problem. Can it get any weirder? You betcha. A stripper (played by Jaye Macauley, who steals the scenes in the last act - top acting, how come she isn't making loads of movies, this woman has serious talent!) and the stalker end up doing something quite strange on the Isle of Wight. Don't want to spoil it for anyone so I'll stop there: just get this film out and enjoy it. It's a top film to watch with your mates and a crate of beer. Oh, and Fiona Horsey is divine. And yes, you do get to see the conjoined twins naked. :-)

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James Elwick from Murton , 14/04/2005

yup? like some sex too? well enjoy this movie, its a well filmed english movie(though the actings quite bad) if you like the idea of a woman with a man eating vagina & siamese twins having sex watch this movie, yes it really is that bonkers.

  1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

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