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Razor Blade Smile on DVD (1998)

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Average rating: 45%
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2.5
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Starring: Eileen Daly, Christopher Adamson, Jonathan Coote, Kevin Howarth, David Warbeck
Director: Jake West
Studio: MANGA ENTERTAINMENT
Run time: 100 mins
Certificate: 18
User collections: Sexy Horror Movies
Genres: Horror
Languages: English
Released: 29/11/2004

Brief synopsis of Razor Blade Smile

Lilith Silver is granted eternal life after being 'shot' in 1850 and wanders through time killing at will as a 'vampire'.

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Rating of 1 stars out of 5 Radio Times

A terminally trendy take on a tired theme, director Jake West's erotic popcorn vampire movie gives trash a bad name. Femme fatale Eileen Daly, whom you may recognise as the model from Redemption Video's box covers, is made immortal in 1850 after a visit from aristocratic vampire Christopher Adamson. In modern London, she becomes a leather cat-suit clad assassin with a coffin full of weapons in her bedroom — and with the police and a sinister sect on her trail the scene is set for blood, blades and bullets. Derivative, not even unintentionally funny, and technically inept — some scenes look like they were filmed on a camcorder — West serves up a mass of reheated clichés with little rhyme or reason. And although Daly looks good in her fetish outfits, she's clearly no actress.

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Rated - 0 starsUniquely awful

MrBen MrBen from Manchester [Highly rated reviewer] , 02/02/2007

If you are a thirteen-year old male goth watch this in your bedroom and you will be in hogs heaven.

Overall, this film is like watching your mum's recently divorced and desperate mate trying to be vampy by loosening the snot from the back of her throat and swaying from side to side while the camera zooms in and out.

It looks like it was shot by a drunken polar bear on rollerskates and is as erotic as a tin of powdered milk.

I was truly offended by this uniquely awful trampire movie.

  10 out of 10 people found this review helpful
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Rated - 1 starsWhy can't we give a no stars rating?!!!

Laura Studd from Cheltenham , 08/10/2005

What a big pile of crap.

The acting was crap, the storyline was crap, the effects were even crapper.

Can't remember why I even wanted to rent this.

DON'T BOTHER!!!!

  7 out of 7 people found this review helpful
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Rated - 1 starsBloody awful

Billy Big Rod from Bucks , 22/02/2005

Badly acted low budget effort that looks like it was made by a 12 year old with a camcorder. Three stars my arse!

  7 out of 8 people found this review helpful
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Rated - 1 starsB Movie rubbish

A customer from Reading , 02/05/2004

This is an extremely low budget British B movie. I got so bored that i didn't even bother to watch it to the end. There are no special effects, the story is boring at best and the acting is terrible. My advice is to stay clear of this. If your a vampire movie fan then check out some other movies about as this one sucks!!!

  6 out of 7 people found this review helpful
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Rated - 3 starsVamp or vampire?

A customer from Birmingham, UK , 29/01/2005

This is an amusing low budget romp, a shlock horror feature which is like a modern equivalent to those drive-in 1950s 'B' movies. Lilith is a vampire who tries to overcome the boredom of being immortal by undertaking contract assassination jobs, but one job lands her in trouble with a mysterious shadowy organisation. The sfx are adequate for a low budget film, although some of the fight scenes are disappointing. The female vampires fit the common film stereotype of being cute and dressed in latex with dark lipstick and eyeliner. Blade or Underworld this isn't, but still an entertaining way to spend an evening.

  1 out of 1 person found this review helpful
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Rated - 1 starsDo not waste your time on this

MrLaurel from Romford , 07/04/2005

Appalling, quite appalling. This is the first film that I've ever turned off after just 3 minutes.

It's badly acted and sloppily directed. The corny and childish script tries to be make up for its lack of maturity by shoe-horning in the 'F' word...oooh get you goths, aren't you subversive. No. You're not. So stay away until you can create something at least as good as 'Martin'.

The annoying thing is I can't remember what swine was responsible for recommended this movie to me...but I'll hunt them down and make them pay, don't you worry.

  4 out of 4 people found this review helpful
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