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Shaolin Soccer on DVD (2001)

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Average rating: 68%
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Starring: Stephen Chow, Vicki Zhao, Man Tai Ng
Director: Stephen Chow
Studio: OPTIMUM HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Run time: 86 mins
Certificate: 12
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Genres: Action/Adventure, World Cinema
Languages: Cantonese
Dubbed: English
Released: 14/03/2005

Brief synopsis of Shaolin Soccer

Hong Kong satirist Stephen Chow wrote, directed, and stars in this hilarious spoof of sports and kung fu movie cliches. Chow plays 'Mighty Steel Leg' Sing, who can kick soda cans through walls, and is a natural soccer star in the eyes of crippled coach Fung (Patrick Se Yin), who is looking to challenge his arch rival Hung, the captain of the aptly named Evil Team. Recruiting Sing and his goofy brothers who all have names like Steel Head, Hook Kick Leg, and Weight Vest (with qualities to match), Hung's team soon rises through the ranks via their supernatural Kung Fu soccer skills. There's also a love interest in the form of a shy girl (Vicki Zhao Wei) who uses martial arts magic in making steamed bread. MATRIX-style digital effects elevate the actor's martial arts skills to ludicrous heights, giving the clichéd story such a giddy, high-octane boost it soars into a comic class by itself. Soccer balls ripple through the air like slo-mo bullets, smashing through walls, and flying thousands of feet in the air. A box office smash in the East, SHAOLIN SOCCER should prove irresistible to open-minded Westerners looking for a laugh-out-loud experience.

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Rating of 3 stars out of 5 Radio Times

After combining kung fu and cuisine in The God of Cookery, Stephen Chow turns to football in this cartoonish underdog comedy, which broke box-office records in his native Hong Kong. Opening with a monochrome flashback to a deliberately missed penalty, the action centres on the efforts of Ng Man Tat's disgraced, disabled ex-pro teaming with Chow's Shaolin monk to coach a side capable of defeating Patrick Tse's team of ruthless over-achievers. The action is everything here, although Chow also tosses in some ingenious effects, the odd movie parody and several throwaway in-jokes (notably Cecilia Cheung and Karen Mok cameoing as excessively hirsute blokes). The result is fast, furious fun.

Rating of 1 
	  stars out of 4 Halliwell's Film Guide

Enjoyable broad slapstick comedy that takes the usual sports movie cliché Ð of an over-the-hill coach training a team of no-hopers and turning them into winners Ð and treats it in an infectiously ridiculous manner.

Time Out

Coming on with extreme silliness and a plethora of goodwill, Shaolin Soccer is the kung fu-football comedy... Read more on www.timeout.com

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Rated - 5 starsFunniest film I've ever seen

Scott Smyth from Edinburgh, Scotland , 18/04/2005

Me and my flatmate were crying with laughter at this, and still talk about some of the scenes to this day! The trick is not to take it too seriously. Even still, it has some amazing special effects, and is a film I could watch again and again. Wonderful stuff!

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Rated - 1 starsWhere's the Original Version?

Steve Rawle from Aberdeen , 03/04/2005

I returned this disk unwatched as, to my horror, I popped the film into my DVD player only to be presented with the dubbed, Miramax-hacked International version. I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than suffer the pain of a dubbed film.

Where's the original cut, with 20 (read 'em: 20) extra minutes? The answer is, of course: on the retail disk.

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Rated - 5 starsGreat Stuff

A customer from Brighton, UK , 17/11/2004

This is a comedy and it is funny. It has OTT action, with a band of former Shaolin martial artists re-banding to use their martial arts skills to try & win a football journament. Sheer genius!

  14 out of 15 people found this review helpful
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Rated - 5 starsFunniest film I've ever seen

Scott Smyth from Edinburgh, Scotland , 18/04/2005

Me and my flatmate were crying with laughter at this, and still talk about some of the scenes to this day! The trick is not to take it too seriously. Even still, it has some amazing special effects, and is a film I could watch again and again. Wonderful stuff!

  18 out of 30 people found this review helpful
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Rated - 1 starsSeriously funny!

Ray from Merseyside , 13/06/2005

This is one seriously funny comedy about a bunch of guys starting up a football team using their skills in Kung Fu!!

Although the film says it is subtitled it's not but it is dubbed but don't let that put you off! I would have preferred the original Cantonese soundtrack though :(

Give it a try - you'll like it!!

Vitamin_B - sorry you didn't like this film but you must be in the minority! Check out uk.imdb.com - out of over 7000 people it rates as a 7.3/10.

To quote a reviewer from there "If you don't like this movie, your heart must be made of stone and you have absolutely NO sense of humour. My condolences."

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