Festival on DVD (2005)

SAI81 from Tonbridge [Highly rated reviewer] , 20/08/2005

Rubbish? No. Terrible? No. Godawful? Not strong enough. I am in an odd position, I'm almost at a loss for the words to encompass just how jaw-slackeningly astoundingly dreadful Festival really is. The film follows, at a conservative estimate, 704 characters (comedians, journalists acotrs etc) through one Edinburgh festival. You'd think this would be fun, a film about the run up to a comedy award, written and directed by the creator of acclaimed Channel 4 comedy The Book Group. That, at least, is the trap I fell in. Festival is allegedly a comedy so here's the big problem: Schindlers List had more laughs. The stand up routines we have to endure as judges watch in order to put together an award shortlist are so shoddy and out of date they'd struggle to pass muster at a local pub's new talent night in 1990. To listen to the drivel these horribly unfunny characters spout and then hear them acclaimed as great comics is laughable (and NOT in the way Annie Griffin wants it to be). The other productions we watch are just as terrible, the absolute nadir being a shockingly pretentious and banal show by three American actors who are shockingly pretentious and banal every time they are on screen and, like everyone else in the film, you'll want to kill after five seconds in their company. Really, I understand that Griffin is saying 'look at what rubbish gets celebrated here' but GOD would it have hurt to have ONE watchable act in the whole sodding thing? It's a shame Festival is so unremittimgly horrid in every way because at least one person in it deserves better. Daniella Nardini is a fine actress (though you'd never spot it from this) she was terrific in This Life and really needs to pick better films. Annie Griffin Directs, if possible, with less flair and ability than she writes. It's an ugly film and feels for all the world like it's been put together by some destined-to-fail film students as a dare. So; avoid Festival, by any and all means possible. It really is THAT bad.

  18 out of 25 people found this review helpful

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Zamy from London [Highly rated reviewer] , 11/08/2005

You can just hear the Edinburgh locals running from this one as the fringe festival gets into full swing. As a performer myself from 6 fringes in the 1990's (enjoyed every glorious moment)I was amazed at the authenticity that the director had conjured up. Then she is a veteren of many fringes herself so she knew what she was doing. Several stories are expertly interwoven: the alcoholic Irish comedian searching for his fringe first; the star fringe first judge who can't be kept in order by his (depressed) personnal assistant; the one woman show of Dorothy Wordsworth; the one man paedophile priest played by - yes you've guessed it; the sexy radio journalist who satisfys more than her listeners; the Canadian acting troupe who comprehensively trash a New Town flat. The only off key note is the Edinburgh lawyer and his family that does not pass the credibility test. Some may sneer at the TV production values but, for a low budget film, it looked pretty good on the big screen so should be a nice little dvd release. Be warned, there is a bit of heterosexual and homosexual activity that will offend some. Hey, that's the festival - enjoy.

  7 out of 11 people found this review helpful

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A customer from Leeds, England , 10/11/2005

I wasted almost two hours of my life watching this turgid, badly written, badly directed and badly conceived 'film'. It's appalling and it really makes me despair for the state of our British film industry when crap like this gets made and hundreds of other more worthy scripts are left to rot. Whoever funded this abject pile of rubbish should be working at Sainsburys and most definitely not making these decisions. Awful.

  5 out of 9 people found this review helpful

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Kevan Brighting from Birmingham , 30/11/2005

My heart sank at the very first frame of this film when it declared that it was funded by the National Lottery. They also funded the seminal 'Sex Lives of the Potato Men'. But back to Festival. There is a moment in this film when a radio presenter declares of a comedy performer 'You are just not funny.' She could have been talking about the whole of this film. This pitiful exercise is filled with a stream of expletives and a ragbag of ill-conceived characters who all share one thing in common. They are all universally unfunny. Rather like those alternative stand-ups who think it's hilarious and cutting edge to overuse 'f**k' and 'c**t' in every sentence. There is only one performance that is worthy of praise and that is Raquel Cassidy who plays the long suffering PA to a supposedly funny comedian. Yet another wretched film to drag the British film industry into the gutter.

  3 out of 4 people found this review helpful

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Dan Archer from Blackburn , 09/08/2006

This drama/documentry/farce should be banned under the trades description act, best bit was the DVD being ejected from the player. Dont bother

  1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

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Paul Jay from London, England , 21/07/2006

I didn't find this as bad as some other reviewers .. follow the pastiche - and yes, there is a plot & script - and you can enjoy .. Maybe slightly overlong, and one or two wasteful characters, but this is an ok film .. Lyndsey Marshal as the one woman show of Dorothy Wordsworth is kinda cute as well.

  2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

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