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Danser01

Danser01

 
Favourite actor: Johnny Depp
Favourite film: Fight Club
 
URL: http://www.lovefilm.com/profile/Danser01
 
About me: Film addict since a wee boy. Watch at least one film a night. Current record of 5 film in one day when hungover. Would love to go to Cannes film festival and also do a Marathon film watch like LOTR or Star Wars one day.

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30/03/2011

04/02/2009

 

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Dead Man's Shoes
Films For Film Buffs (37)
"If you are a film buff / addict / enthusiast then I expect you have seen many of these. For everyone..."
07/01/2008

Average rating: 3.02   60.4% from 23 members
 

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Rather be Poked In The Eyes , 6 August 2008
  • Five Across the Eyes
  • Five Across the Eyes on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Jennifer Barnett,  Angela Brunda,  Danielle Lilley
    Director: Greg Swinson,  Ryan Thiessen
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    Watch now: £2.49
    I believe that it was approximately 3 minutes into the film me and my partner looked at each other in disgust that we had actually paid £3.95 to watch this film.

    This was some of the worst acting I have ever seen (apart from that film that had Darren Day in it where he ran around a library for about 15 minutes swooshing his cape). The plot is plausable but it is turns out to be another film where you sit there saying oh my god, why don't they just drive away/stop screaming/all get her at once/stop screaming/hit her with the metal thing etc etc. Oh, and they don't stop screaming. Not the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre intense type of screaming - but annoying American teenage girl screaming.

    If for some reason this film finds it's way into your DVD player - watch the first 10 mins, skip 8 chapters and watch the last 10 minutes. Thn at least you would of had a 20 minute lesson on not to make a film.

    I'd rather rub poo in my eyes than watch this again.
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