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The Ruins Of 85 Minutes Of My Life! , 15 October 2008
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The Ruins
on DVD
(2008)
Starring: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore
Director: Carter Smith
Certificate: 
This review cannot possibly contain spoilers! Somebody got there way before this puppy left post production! If you like a movie that is tension-free from beginning to end, devoid of any 'actor' who is remotely convincing in their 'role' , that shoves stupidly scripted attempts at gore via Middle Ages amputations in your face, then you might just get along with this . . . . no, even then, you really will feel quite cheated as my heading suggests! Ben Stiller is an Executive Producer on this - never mind Ben, off-load this bile as tax-deductable! I'm off to try my hand at any one of the following careers, which obviously must have vacancies: Director, Screenplay Writer, Actor, Photographer, Set Designer, Location Manager . . . . Ben, lend us a hundred quid, will ya?
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