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oh c'mon!! , 13 October 2009

The Hillside Cannibals on DVD
Starring: Ella Holden, Katayoun Dara, Amanda Barton
Director: Leigh Slawner
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I cant spend to much time writing about this film, well because i've already wasted 90 mins watching the damm thing and i need to get it reviewed then out of my life forever!! O.k so it's loosly based on the cannibal Sawny bean from Scotland 400 years ago?? i dunno! you start out immediatly feeling nothing for the 5 supposed to be teenagers but look in there mid 20's characters, they arrive in a desert/moutain area (think 'the hills have eyes') an one girl says to another did you remember the weed? she didn't think to ask her the whole journey there what good is it gonna do if she has forgot it!! anyway the one girl pulls out a bag big enough to fit a head in (if thats your thing) with a tiny amount of drugs in, so straight away i want these people to die, and i aint kidding within 5 mins i'm loving it! just as they've set up camp they're sliced up, apart from two who escape. One girl gets hacked in half and her torso is dragged away (looks great), but yeah.... the cannibals themselves i dunno where to start, considering they live in the mountains some have decent haircuts some are clean one girl is even sporting a pair of newly brought ugg boots, You quickly begin to lose intrest in them all they do is grunt at each other and act like they dont know each other. Omg!! one scene the torso they dragged away it's laying on a table you presume dead after she'd been cut in half!! but i think the actress dont know shes being filmed and shes looking around and blinking!! and considering there in the middle of nowhere in the mountains in some scenes you can clearly see a city skyline in the background! what is that all about?? i cant go on really i think i've wasted enough of my and your time, i dunno maybe i wasn't suppose to take it so seriously, but it was only the fact the movie did so thats why i had trouble seeing any of the funny side to it. This is a terrible terrible movie please dont waste your time.

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