The Men Who Stare at Goats

02 Nov 2009
Critics rating: 3 stars out of 5
Reviewed by Tom Charity, LOVEFiLM

Truth may be stranger than fiction but it doesn't necessarily make for an all-star movie.

“Inspired by…” Jon Ronson’s non-fiction book about the US military’s flirtation with New Age ideas and psychic ops, the movie comes equipped with an all-new shaggy dog yarn about one Bob Wilton, an unhappy smalltown journalist (Ewan McGregor doing his now familiar American drone) who heads off to Iraq to prove himself to his ex-wife.

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That’s where he tumbles across the biggest story of his life. Persuaded by a doodle in his notebook that this reporter has something special, Lyn Cassady (George Clooney with a Dennis Farina moustache) takes him into his confidence and under his wing.

He’s on a top secret mission, he admits, before backtracking to explain how the Pentagon began to invest in new ways of thinking about soldiering after the Vietnam War, primarily through the fearless experimentation of Lt Bill Django (Jeff Bridges), a hippie officer who envisages “Jedi warriors” bringing peace to the planet with symbolic flower weapons, mind control, and a higher consciousness. Super-powers fit for a superpower.

Proceeding rather cumbersomely on two fronts (rarely a sound military tactic), The Men Who Stare at Goats relates the misadventures of Lyn and Bob in Occupied Iraq, and it chronicles the short history of Django’s First Earth Battalion during the Reagan years, before his dishonourable discharge and the lab goats started keeling over through telepathic suggestion.

If you’re familiar with Ronson’s book or the TV show that accompanied it, then you will know that much of the military craziness is true (or true-ish). If you’re not, then this wacky movie is unlikely to persuade you, not even when Clooney demonstrates the “sparkly eyes” technique supposed to disarm and pacify hostile armies.

The Men Who Stare at Goats: George Clooney, Kevin Spacey

A companion piece of sorts to Three Kings and Clooney’s first film as director, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,The Men Who Stare at Goats casts a bemused eye over the madness of the military mindset, although it must be said that for most of its running time it’s fuzzy California transcendentalism that’s the source of the humour. At least until the rather unconvincing, farcical climax, which opts for feelgood hippie vibes and an LSD trip.

First time director Grant Heslov is an old associate of Clooney’s, and the screenwriter of Goodnight and Good Luck. His work here is unshowy and a bit flat, but at least he’s blessed with a sterling cast, which also includes Kevin Spacey as the badass apple in the Earth battalion, and Stephen Lang as a c.o. who believes he can walk through walls if he concentrates hard enough.
 

A companion piece of sorts to Three Kings and Clooney's first film as director, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Men Who Stare at Goats casts a bemused eye over the madness of the military mindset.

There’s a more serious film here, bubbling underneath, about the way the New Age philosophies of the 1970s were coopted, like everything else, into mercenary black ops for Imperial American war machine. That may even have been the movie Clooney and Heslov set out to make. But they never quite pull it off. This is too wild and wooly to hit the right subversive notes, and the framing story involving McGregor’s wide-eyed hack feels stale and unimaginative. There’s a cute irony in McGregor getting his head around the notion of Jedi warriors of course, but the character is too much of a straight man in every sense of the phrase.

There is some delicious material here, and there are a few unpalatable truths, but the movie is so locked into its own sense of absurdity it doesn’t dare to leave a nasty taste in our mouths – even though it really wants to.
 

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  • 3 stars out of

    During the Bush era, it was pretty hard to make a military comedy. The armed forces tended to be presented as either... read more on Time Out

    • Ben Walters, 
    • Time Out
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of The Men Who Stare at Goats

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  • 31 out of 31 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Very funny trailer

    This is one of those trailers where you hope they did not put all the good bits in it and the rest of the film is not as good.

    Looks very funny, and good to see Kevin Spacey back in a big film. I shall be seeing this one and hoping the masses can get past the title.

    • Jasonorris
      • Jasonorris from Bromley
  • 10 out of 10 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Very funny comedy

    I thoroughly enjoyed yesterday's very funny and excellent preview screening of The Men who stare at goats. This reminded me very much of such films as Burn after Reading or Little Miss Sunshine - just a very silly comedy with brilliant characters and a great and unbelievably true storyline. The cast is excellent throughout - a real treat! A very well executed and loveable comedy.

      • ninka from London
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Silly movie title=silly film!

    This is one movie title that rates nil on being imaginative but the movie is equally pointless and silly. The ONLY redeeming factor is the humour in the film. In a nutshell: a journalist (Mcgregor)whose life is falling apart meets Lyn (Clooney) who is a top notch psychic spy and part the government's secret weapon to win the war. It has plenty of funny one liners but the plot was very thin and almost non existent! Loved Lloyd B though, always been a fan of his and loved him in the role of cooky Django(or whatever he was called). For once the title of a movie matches the quality of the film.

      • A customer from SW London
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of The Men Who Stare at Goats

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  • 10 out of 10 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Very funny comedy

    I thoroughly enjoyed yesterday's very funny and excellent preview screening of The Men who stare at goats. This reminded me very much of such films as Burn after Reading or Little Miss Sunshine - just a very silly comedy with brilliant characters and a great and unbelievably true storyline. The cast is excellent throughout - a real treat! A very well executed and loveable comedy.

      • ninka from London
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Worthwhile

    With a cracking cast, and some alright looking trailers, I thought this was worth the price of a cinema ticket.

    It became clear to me, only a short way into the film, that I would struggle to pick out a storyline of any real substance.

    The humour that carries the film is very dry, and taken a bit too seriously.

    That said, I found the chuckles well placed, the story different to the usual 'delights' of cinema, and I left feeling I was tripping on acid!

    A good fun film, with little sense to be made from the story, but definitely worth the trip to the cinema. I won't be buying this on DVD, however.

  • 31 out of 31 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Very funny trailer

    This is one of those trailers where you hope they did not put all the good bits in it and the rest of the film is not as good.

    Looks very funny, and good to see Kevin Spacey back in a big film. I shall be seeing this one and hoping the masses can get past the title.

    • Jasonorris
      • Jasonorris from Bromley
  • 10 out of 10 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Very funny comedy

    I thoroughly enjoyed yesterday's very funny and excellent preview screening of The Men who stare at goats. This reminded me very much of such films as Burn after Reading or Little Miss Sunshine - just a very silly comedy with brilliant characters and a great and unbelievably true storyline. The cast is excellent throughout - a real treat! A very well executed and loveable comedy.

      • ninka from London
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Silly movie title=silly film!

    This is one movie title that rates nil on being imaginative but the movie is equally pointless and silly. The ONLY redeeming factor is the humour in the film. In a nutshell: a journalist (Mcgregor)whose life is falling apart meets Lyn (Clooney) who is a top notch psychic spy and part the government's secret weapon to win the war. It has plenty of funny one liners but the plot was very thin and almost non existent! Loved Lloyd B though, always been a fan of his and loved him in the role of cooky Django(or whatever he was called). For once the title of a movie matches the quality of the film.

      • A customer from SW London
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    BELIEVE

    on the strength of the trailer I went and booked 2 seats for opening night... I've never done that before.

    I prayed I hadn't been misled by a trailer with all the good bits in it.

    I hadn't been.

    The film was brilliant, sparky, intelligent, fast paced, well observed and laugh out loud FUNNY!

    The cinema was full of people swaying around and bent double with laughter. When we came out people were quoting random lines at each other and bursting out laughing again.

    So many good bits it is neigh on impossible to pick a favourite.

    BELIEVE in the trailer. BELIEVE in the reviews.

    This film IS superb.

    (and thank you BBC for spending my licence fee so wisely by helping funding it!!)

    • Jaxworld
      • Jaxworld from Welling
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Worthwhile

    With a cracking cast, and some alright looking trailers, I thought this was worth the price of a cinema ticket.

    It became clear to me, only a short way into the film, that I would struggle to pick out a storyline of any real substance.

    The humour that carries the film is very dry, and taken a bit too seriously.

    That said, I found the chuckles well placed, the story different to the usual 'delights' of cinema, and I left feeling I was tripping on acid!

    A good fun film, with little sense to be made from the story, but definitely worth the trip to the cinema. I won't be buying this on DVD, however.

  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    The Best Movie This Year.....

    If you have ever brushed shoulders with the world of universal energy, chakras, mantras, yoga, shamanism..... etc this movie covers the lot. It is funny, observant, clever and warm.

    A real feel good movie and I will be off to see it again next week - this time taking my best mate!

    Clooney and Ewan are great together and gorgeous too!

      • indigo2008 from Feltham
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

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    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    The Silence of the Goats

      • Nootlin from London
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    I'm Hungry...

    Great Film, not really the mainstream comedy it was marketed at; but a lovely, quirky little piece of cinema. I'm not sure if its because I was a bit tired, but somewhere towards the end of the second third, things seem to slow down a bit and become a bit muddled. However I'm sure I won't notice that on re-watching. Great Cast - nice to see Spacey back on the big screen and it was great to see George Clooney in another great role; I've forgotten how much I enjoy seeing him act. Although a lot of the reviews I've read say it doesn't confront some of the political messages its been hinting at hard enough; that didn't really bother me - it's a great movie to see with friends, full of laugh out loud moments (especially the ending) and next time your out and about; i'm sure it'll make you try a spot of cloud bursting.

      • Craigy2606 from Halifax
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Hilarious

    This is one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while. Won't ruin it with spoilers, but I definitely recommend it.

      • A customer from London
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Funny and well directed!

    Another great movie and performance of George Clooney! A cleverly silly funny movie, loved it!

  • Critics' reviews

  • 3 stars out of

    During the Bush era, it was pretty hard to make a military comedy. The armed forces tended to be presented as either... read more on Time Out

    • Ben Walters, 
    • Time Out