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Sean Bean

Sean Bean was brought up in Sheffield by the Bean family. His father baked himself in order to get food and died tragically in the oven fire. Sean barely escaped with a cooked arm. Unfortunately his mother died a day later for unknown reasons. Overcome with the death surrounding, Bean decided to become an actor and made front page news with Sharpes Peril. Seans red raw arm has given him many enemies, including Mr. Bean, Dr Saresh from the Bum Institute Maldova, and how could we forget, Pierce himself (Brosnan).
Meanwhile Shauns career flourished but was killed on the set of Equilibrium and all chances of the highly anticipated sequel were lost. In the Fellowship they managed to obtain DNA from a dead Bean and used a computer generated clone to act out his parts a la Sixth Day. Upon hearing this treachory, Arnie sued him for all he was worth despite the fact that he was now an ex-person. A bankrupt Bean managed to fritter his money away on cheap perfume from tesco. Contact James Wood for further detail.


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Sean Bean - what members say


  • Patriot Games
  • Patriot Games review by Julie from Cardiff, Wales
    Rated - 5 stars Loved it!!! 21 June 2005
    ... love this film and have seen it about twenty times now and am still not bored. Sean Bean and Harrison Ford are great and little Thora Birch is one hell of an actress. I...  
  • Sharpe's Honour / Sharpe's Gold
  • Sharpe's Honour / Sharpe's Gold review by Karl Brown from Tamworth, England
    Rated - 5 stars Good old fashioned action adventure 13 July 2007
    ..., but you can't help but get drawn into this rousing, patriotic action series. Sean Bean is perfect as the common as muck but tough as hob nailed boots hero, Sharpe. T...  
  • Sharpe's Mission
  • Sharpe's Mission review by Karl Brown from Tamworth, England
    Rated - 5 stars 5 star action ! 13 July 2007
    ..., but you can't help but get drawn into this rousing, patriotic action series. Sean Bean is perfect as the common as muck but tough as hob nailed boots hero, Sharpe. T...  

Sean Bean - filmography


  • Sharpe's Peril (2 discs) on DVD (2008)
    Starring: Sean Bean,  Daragh O'Malley,  Michael Cochrane
    Director: Tom Clegg
    Certificate: 15
    The award-winning series Sharpe, starring Sean Bean, returns for another action-packed adventure. It's India, 1818 and Lt Col Richard Sharpe and Sergeant Major Patrick Harper are travelling across India, escorting the beautiful Marie-Angelique Bonnet to meet her fiancee. While in bandit-plagued ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 71% from 58 members
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  • Outlaw on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Sean Bean,  Danny Dyer,  Lennie James
    Director: Nick Love
    Certificate: 18
    A group of people who feel betrayed by their government and let down by their police force form a modern-day outlaw posse in order to right what they see as the wrongs of society.
    Rate this: 3.0 59% from 18,521 members
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  • Silent Hill on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Radha Mitchell,  Sean Bean,  Laurie Holden
    Director: Christophe Gans
    Certificate: 15
    Radha Mitchell (PITCH BLACK) stars as Rose Da Silva, a young mother whose adopted daughter Sharon speaks of the eponymous West Virginia mining town as she sleepwalks. Rose decides to take Sharon there in an attempt to discover why it haunts her dreams--but Silent Hill has been a ghost town since a ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.0 56% from 9,982 members
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  • Flightplan on DVD (2005)
    Starring: Jodie Foster,  Peter Sarsgaard,  Sean Bean
    Director: Robert Schwentke
    Certificate: 12
    After 2002's Panic Room, Jodie Foster took a three year break before deciding to take another leading role in a major motion picture. Three years is a lifetime in Hollywood, but Foster is one of the few stars who can afford to take such a lengthy hiatus from the industry and still command major ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.0 62% from 16,554 members
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  • The Dark on DVD (2005)
    Starring: Sean Bean,  Maria Bello,  Richard Elfyn
    Director: John Fawcett
    Certificate: 15
    In mourning over the tragic drowning of their daughter Sarah (Stuckey), James (Bean) and Adele (Bello) are visited by Ebrill (Stone), a young girl who claims she died 60 years ago ... and bares a startling resemblance to Sarah...
    Rate this: 2.5 53% from 3,377 members
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  • The Big Empty on DVD (2004)
    Starring: Jon Favreau,  Joey Lauren Adams,  Bud Cort
    Director: Steve Anderson
    Certificate: 15
    It's an easy gig - low risk, big pay out. Just deliver a blue suitcase to a trucker named Cowboy at a lonely little spot called Baker, out in the desert near Vegas. Hand over the suitcase, get $27,000 cold, hard dollars in return. For struggling, street-bound 30 something actor John Pearson it's ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.0 44% from 1,181 members
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  • Troy (2 discs) on DVD (2004)
    Starring: Brad Pitt,  Orlando Bloom,  Sean Bean
    Director: Wolfgang Petersen
    Certificate: 15
    With soaring photography that circles from above then swoops in for the action, TROY is Wolfgang Petersen's majestic presentation of the classic Greek legend. It tells the story of an epic battle over Helen (Diane Kruger), the queen of Sparta, who is kidnapped by her lover Paris (Orlando Bloom), ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.0 62% from 14,044 members
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  • Equilibrium on DVD (2002)
    Starring: Christian Bale,  Emily Watson,  Angus Macfadyen
    Director: Kurt Wimmer
    Certificate: 15
    In a futuristic society where the government requires the people to stay tranquil and submissive by taking a psychological drug, people no longer have emotions. Because of this, there are no more wars. But when one of the enforcement agents realizes that maybe peaceful oblivion is not the answer, ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.0 68% from 5,256 members
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  • Essex Boys on DVD (2000)
    Starring: Sean Bean,  Alex Kingston,  Charlie Creed-Miles
    Director: Terry Winsor
    Certificate: 18
    Locke (Sean Bean) is a crime boss just released from prison and planning to regain his former position on top of Essex's criminal underworld. He meets up with Billy, a cabbie who becomes intrigued by the power and thrills of a life of crime. Together they plan a deal with the local drug boss with ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.0 63% from 813 members
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  • Extremely Dangerous (1999)
    Starring: Sean Bean,  Juliet Aubrey,  Ralph Brown
    Director: Sallie Aprahamian
    Certificate: TBC
    His wife and daughter were gruesomely murdered and Neil Byrne (Sean Bean) has been convicted of the shocking crime. Forced undercover he must evade capture by the mob, the police and a sinister government agency, all of whom want him dead.
    Rate this: 3.5 65% from 15 members
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